Streets of Hope

I've spent the last two weeks stuck with intermittent bursts of inspiration after catching SNL and The Colbert Report, and now I'm stuck with the idea of an anthro bald eagle newscaster who comments on the more regressive trenches of the immortal and superhuman populace under fake airs of hyper-patriotism. He'd mostly just be tossing the Dixieland Fae's rhetoric of "FREEDUMB!" back in their faces.

If one side can make ridiculous allegations and prop them up with weeping patriotism, then the other side can make fun of that with the same jingoistic appearance - only it's self-aware in their case.