Streets of Hope

Someone in China took the Japanese version of Pokemon Crystal and bootlegged it into Chinese. Then someone in Vietnam took that version and translated it into English, for the benefit of their countrymen.

The result is Engrish on a scale not seen since Zero Wing. No, beyond Zero Wing! ZW knew when to stop, at least.

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Whoa. There are no words. I'm just coming out of a bit D&D prepping session - so lots of Ye Olde French considering my IRL friends - and I end up with terribad Engrish. I think my head's spinning.