So, according to Eiiwiishejetans or something to that effect, "tantric lawsuits" are a thing.
I can so see it happening.
"Please rise for the Honorable Judge Yogi Shanti Rama. We will begin the audience with a round of Solar salutations. Please find a partner for your Chakra activation techniques. If you haven't brought your oils or preservatives, the bailiff can lend you a bit of both. Om Rama Shanti Om."
"Your Honor, I call my client forth as a witness. If you will allow it, I'll begin with a round of breathing exercises to help us strengthen our bonds."
Next thing you know, the Court is swallowed up in Deepak Chopra-style orgies. XD
Leonard would love this.
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